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how to look like a douchebag III by ophalm
March 27, 2009, 5:00 am
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Fave cartoon character
Captain Planet
Ever found something good in someone else’s discarded trash?
Yes, a pogo stick when I was a kid
What event would you put on in the new stadium?
Three ring circus
If you were to dress up as a fictional character, who would it be?
Quail Man
Cheap drink deals – more money left over for the bills or a bigger night out?
Bigger night
Who would you most want to see naked on the internet?
Dr Phil

this guy is a fucking tool. look at him. there is nothing redeeming about him apart from his choice of cartoon character, and the only reason I say that is because before I read it I asked myself that question and thought “captain planet” – when I saw he chose it too I felt ashamed, but not as much as this guy’s mother must be

how to look like a douchebag I by ophalm
February 16, 2009, 1:05 am
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