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trips away by loisweathers
July 21, 2009, 9:07 pm
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lois weathers

A lot of people went away in this mid semester break and I was one of them, And I’m going to share my awesome experiences with you so next semester break you may be able to break away from this hell hole. I’m going to start off by saying that it’s not cheap but smart students know this is what course related costs are for; however even with the $1000 the government gives out so willingly you still need to be prudish to have several trips away over the entire year. Or alternatively if you’re kind of a loser you can go with your parents who are so eager to see you they will probably pay for the entire trip and you won’t starve.

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a promising start to a holiday with your parents

Now the first thing to decide is where you going, this can be determined by a multitude of things. Often it comes down to if you or one of your friends knows someone who knows someone with a pad you can crash at because you’re too poor to pay for accommodation. Now if you don’t know anyone anywhere with a pad you can crash at the next cheapest option is to go bush and get a tent, this comes with the problem of freezing cold temperatures especially at this time of the year. I would not advise sleeping in your car unless you have a van of some sort as the cramped confined space will make you want to kill yourself and everyone around you.

tent

no tent site looks like this

If the tent or car isn’t an option you need to go to a backpackers. Now these can range in price and you’re going to want to hunt to find the cheapest. In my experience knowing someone was the best, they gave you a nice wee place with no time limit and all it cost was a box of chocolates. The backpackers was nice and I meet some great people but you knew how much it was costing you and that is a buzz kill. I never tried the tent so if you have feel free to comment on the pros/cons of that. Of course the best of all is going with your parents who will put you up in a motel with sky tv and your own en suite.

backpackers

there is a stereotypical backer image, and this embodies it more than anything in the universe

So once you’ve decided where you are headed you need to decide what you are going to do there. This is very important and should have come up when you were deciding where you were going but it didn’t because you were focused on accommodation. You need not worry what you are going to do if you’re on a trip with your parents because they have endless money and constantly want to shower you with goods. On my trip with my mum we went on the train trip across NZ. It was $120 return and there was little time to be drunk (however the lady in the seat next to us managed it). The trip in which I was given a wee house by someone we knew was in queenstown and there were plenty of things to do and because accommodation cost was not an issue we could spend more on activities. Alternatively bushwalks are a nice free way to spend the day and day picnics are just lovely.

The last issue everyone comes to is food, thats some expensive shit. I have 3 words for you, Up n Go. That shit is filling and you only need one in the morning and one at around 3oclock. Im not guna say you wont be hungry, you will and it’ll be difficult going back to solids after just having up n go for a week, but you wont die and thats all that really matters.
So please take some of my helpful words of wisdom on your next trip away, and please don’t brag about how mean and sick your trip was when you get back cos thats just kinda annoying and to be honest no one cares where you went they’re just glad they didn’t have to see your fucking face every day. LOL

up&go is unfortunately not this psychedelic

up&go is unfortunately not this psychedelic

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the internet is golden part k by dangercore
May 17, 2009, 5:25 am
Filed under: entertainment, horrible | Tags: ,

posted by dangercore

I got this depressing email from ophalm, insulting me and telling me that it’s “unprofessional” that I type all in caps, and that it doesn’t “fit the high standard has has set for the site”

WELL HE CAN GO GET FUCKED I AIN’T BOWING DOWN BITCH

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DAMN SON IF THIS ISN’T A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. OR A SIGHT TO MAKE SORE EYES. YEAH IT’S MORE LIKE THAT ONE. I LISTENED TO SLIPKNOT ONCE – IT WAS A SHIT DAY

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SOME WOULD QUESTION MY SEXUALITY FOR PUTTING THIS ON THE WEBSITE BUT I JUST DON’T GIVE A SHIT. THOSE TWO DUDES ARE SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE AND MAYBE A THREESOME WITH THEM WOULD BE A LOT MORE ENJOYABLE IF WE COULD OVERCOME THE ANTI-COCK-SUCKING STIGMA ATTACHED TO MOST GUYS

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THIS IS HOW I GET TREATED BY OPHALM EVERY NIGHT. ONLY THERE IS A DISCO BALL ON THE CEILING

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WELL ISN’T THIS A LITTLE BIT FUCKED?

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YEAH DESPITE THE FOOD I FIND THIS PICTURE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. I RECKON I WOULD GET MY FREAK ON AND THEN MAYBE GO OUT FOR DINNER