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a girl bitches about girls by loisweathers
July 15, 2009, 6:00 am
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lois weathers

Girls are insane.
We dont share, we dislike people for no apparent reason and we cry constantly. What happened to us huh guys? Why do we fight against each other so much? And why is it almost always over boys?! Its reached a pathetic stage; we need to grow up and learn from past mistakes. And since when did facebook become our lives? There is no need to update it by txt, noone cares what you’re doing that much

First off, the flirting thing. Yes it feels good to be flirted with, lets you know you’re still hawt and gives a wee spike of fun if you’re in a relationship – jealous guys are hot.
But is it really worth it when a non-single girl you know fancies this other boy too and is also trying to flirt with him? That’s verging on mean right? I mean sure if you’re single and he’s single, the other bitch is just competition and you need to stamp her out, but if you’ve already got one you need to back the fuck off.


nothing like stock imagery to make a post more complete

Second if you see someone flirting with a good looking guy and he’s flirting back dont fuck up the situation by going over there and saying some dumb shit, that’s again mean. These things may seem small to begin with, I mean it was just some dumb guy and we all know they are stupid. But girls seem to take these small insignificant things and blow them up to gigantic proportions and next thing you know those two girls are sworn enemies and all of the friends of each of the girls have to hate the other and it just forms these giant cliques that are so irritating because then if your friend hates this girl because she ruined her almost relationship with that guy (which by the way was never going to be anything because lets face it casual elevator flirting isnt really going to turn into a marrage (but the stupid thing is that even though you think it will, it won’t!! and you aren’t the exception that it’s totally going to happen for, it’s just not happening)) but anyway then you can’t borrow that cool dress she had that totally fitted you because your friend hates her then you totally want that dress so you have to secretly visit the other girl who you friend hates to get this dress and next thing you know you’re in two cliques and you can’t be in two cliques, whose side are you on if you’re in both cliques!?!? I hope girls are reading this and realising how bullshit it sounds. Please just get over yourself. It’s irritating cos as Im writing this I can tell people will be like “But sarah totally fuked me over way more than those other stories” I just want you to step back and take a good look at why you actually hate “sarah” and try and understand that its a bull shit reason.

the clone wars by loisweathers
March 14, 2009, 5:00 pm
Filed under: student life | Tags: , ,

poasted by lois weathers

Now I’m not one to throw around words like ‘dipshit’ and ‘ass mongrel’, but when it comes to first year students (predominantly those from a hall) few other words can describe what I feel when I’m forced to talk to them

Now being a first year (in a way I’m a self hater) I come into contact with what I affectionately call ‘the clones’ on an hourly basis. And in this “article” I will share with you my rash, unsubstantiated observations on the clone wars

Now I call them clones for the obvious reason that they all dress and speak the same. It’s almost as if they have their own language. In the first two weeks of semester one I have found a whole new use of the english language. Of course ot’s wrong and you should never ever say “Yea, I done that” because it makes everyone around you want to knife you in the face

Now the ‘clone wars’ is the hilarious fact that each hall not only has their own wee cliques within the halls, but that the halls have fights with other halls! Now I hear that none of the other halls like Arana. God knows why, mainly no-one cares. But it’s almost like a soap opera that you can’t escape from, it’s always there everywhere, all the time. Are you getting me?

(Now I don’t want to be sexist as I’m sure the boys are just as bad, but being of the female gender I am in close proximity to them more.) The girls seem to have two emotions, excited (usually about the next hall party) and hungover (because of the hall party). Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the parties. But constantly talking about it and how awesome it was and drunk you got and how that skank from Arana made out with that guy you like and how hungover you now are just tends to get on others nerves just a little bit

death becomes her

death becomes her

Now if you read this and know exactly who I’m talking about and think as fondly of them as I do then congratulations, you’re a norm. If you want to find some of your kind we usually hang out in the library with our ipod ears in but we’re actually listening to music, come over for a chat! If you read this and it sounds like you, then maybe you learnt that people hate you, and shutup in class. If you’re in a hall and feel I have unjustifiably stereotyped you, then it is your job to prove me wrong.
Thanks for reading – Lois Weathers