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txts, rants, politics, teenagers and you by loisweathers
July 26, 2009, 8:23 pm
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lois weathers

So I know the stereotype is that women send out mixed messages and we’re all emotional and insane, and I’m not saying we’re not but lately it seems to me that the male gender are turning into females. They put messages all out there, half the time these messages dont make any sense because they dont know how to send them out properly and they leave girls confused and upset. Then they just dont understand when we are all pissed off at them.
I’m here to explain why we are pissed off at you and what you can do to fix it.

I think a big factor in this mixed messages dilemma is “txt politics”. Now am I mistaken in thinking only girls take part in txt politics and boys just say whatever??.. Because if so I don’t believe you. So Im just going to inform you of a few basic txt rules… Never say “K” we think you’re pissed of at us and get really defensive and will more often than not reply with “whtever” Its not too much to ask for, just txt “Ok” or “K :)”. “K” on its own is asking for a fight. Another big one is overall friendlyness of the txt, be sure to put a smiley or an xo in it somewhere or again we will think you’re pissed off at us and get defensive. Now if you dont know if your txt is friendly enough just add in an over happy smiley face to be sure, you can never have a to happy txt. The most important txt rule is where you put your full stops and how many of them you put, a full stop in a txt will usually signify you want to stop talking to them and are cutting conversation, “K.” is the worst txt ever to recieve. Its like a slap in the face, if there is no need for a full stop dont put one in. Another thing for boys and girls is txting when you are drunk, two words for you there “NOT OKAY” there are no good outcomes from this, never, ever, do you get me? It just leads to an akward txt in the morning that will go something like “l0l soz gt s000 wastd lst nite, I thnk I snt u sumthn bt ma phne dusnt save snt msgs. l0l 😀 XxLoisxX” and Im telling you for a fact that whoever sent you that knows exactly what they sent you last night and has been re-writting that message for an hour with input from friends. And they will be next to their phone for the next 5 hours with friends around them until you reply so they can craft a perfect message back to you.

So if you’re ever confused as to why your girlfriend or friend is giving you the cold shoulder take a look in your outbox and you’ll soon find the answer, if you have fucked up and god forbid txted her saying “K.” you need to put infinate smileys and xo’s after every txt message, and then every now and then txt her something pointless like “Lol Jamal just tripd over, it was so funny :-D!! :S!” so that she doesnt have to reply and she feels like she has the upper hand. LOL

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Good god…

Comment by Sarah

K.

Comment by criticalwat

What if I send a ascii art penis, is that okay?

Not just the one line chode: B=====D~ but a proper whole message penis?:

_,-%/%|
_,-‘ \//%\
_,-‘ \%/|%
/ / ) __,– /%\
\__/_,-‘%(% ; %)%
%\%, %\
‘–%’
What about when your drunk?

Comment by Anonymous

What about text penises?

Not just shitty one line cumming chodes ( B========D~ ) but whole message throbbing cocks?

_,-%/%|
_,-‘ \//%\
_,-‘ \%/|%
/ / ) __,– /%\
\__/_,-‘%(% ; %)%
%\%, %\
‘–%’

What about when your drunk?

Comment by DICKMAN

Great, you made my dick collapse.

Comment by DICKMAN

twice!

Comment by DICKMAN

what a failure you turned out to be

Comment by ophalm

What a glorious example of female vindictiveness. Having a go because the male gender chooses to not to say 2 words where one will do. I bet your that girl that sends the texts that set guys up to say the wrong thing, or the right thing you intentionally misinterpret.

DICKMAN…you absolutely fail.

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