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Blondes have more Fun by loisweathers
May 28, 2009, 3:43 pm
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So recently I have dyed my hair blonde. I would like to say I did so as an experiment that I could then base this amazing article on, but unfortunatly the main reason for the drastic dye was severe peer pressure from a friend of mine; thanks Van. And im going to share with you the exciting new things that happened to me as a blonde.

brunette1

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First I would like you all to know I wasnt kinda blonde and just went a wee bit lighter, I had dark brown hair and its now like a white blonde. I just want to advise children not to do this at home, it burns like something really sore and ouchy and *@$#%^ mainly just pay the money and get a professional. But for those of you who are cheap and keen for a fun exciting bonding experiance with your bestest friend then might I suggest “myhd”, they sell it at that new life pharmacy in the new mall and you can use it several times to get rid of that nasty re-growth. Be sure to get a toner as well to make it actually blonde because the peroxide just turnes it white. Talk to the lady she’s very helpful.

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But the question you brunetts are all asking me is “Is life truely greener on the other side”. And in my honest opinion, after the burny and the ouchy. . . ITS FUCKING AMAZING! DO IT DO IT NOW. Being blonde is amazing, people look at you like your automatically hot and good in bed. One week after I went blonde I was getting some (and not candy) from this really good looking guy that I had been working on (as a brunett) for quiet some time. No, actually not one week, NO OMG now that I remember, it was actually first time he saw me with blonde hair. Thats how well it worked!!

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People notice you when you walk down the street and to be honest Im pretty sure they’re all undressing me with their eyes. The other day a good looking guy bought me a drink and asked me to dance at this gig we were at. This shit never happened to me when I was a brunett!!! At the present I am testing if it is my personal reaction to myself as a blonde that is making me seem more attractive to the opposite sex (I feel better about myself so others are attracted to that), or if it is in fact just the blonde. I’ll keep you updated. And boys who read this could you post if blonde hair is really attractive or if it her “personality”.

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The main issue with the blonde is that im killing my hair follicles and am constantly paranoid my hair is going to fall out, and I know I wont be able to keep it up forever and will soon have to go back to the dull dull life of a brunett. But if you are brown or black haired and reading this.. Be happy with who you are, your beautiful no matter what I say and my words wont bring you down 😀

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I can’t believe you encourage people to shop at the pharmacy that I am boycotting, which is at the mall I encourage others to boycott!

Comment by ophalm

DAMN WHICH ONE ARE YOU LOIS WE SHOULD MEET UP

I GUARANTEE YOU THAT IF I SAW YOU ON THE STREET ID BE UNDRESSING YOU WITH MY EYES AND THERES A POSSIBILITY ID TRY TO START ACTUALLY UNDRESSING YOU BUT ID DO IT IN A ROMANTIC WAY TO RESPECT YOU BECAUSE WE WOULD BE IN PUBLIC

Comment by dangercore

Thankyou dangercore, im glad you would show respect like that when we are in public.

And ophalm I told you that a mall is a mall and noone will every boycott it becuase malls are awesome, I WANT ANOTHER

Comment by lois weathers

YOU KNOW THAT OUT OF PUBLIC I WOULD SHOW LITTLE TO NO RESPECT BUT I KNOW THATS ALSO HOW YOU LIKE IT

Comment by dangercore

At risk of addressing the topic I’d say its more of the personality than a hair color thing.
Then again my idea of a perfect girlfriend is one who would be just as happy going out for a possom or pig shoot in -3deg weather as snuggling up to watch a romantic comedy.

Comment by machinegunjoe

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR IDEAL GIRLFRIEND IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER DUDE

Comment by dangercore

Not a chance Dangercore. Im from up norf, there a tougher breed there.

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