otago massacre


THE INTERNET IS GOLDEN PART F by dangercore
April 3, 2009, 6:00 am
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posted by dangercore

metallica
THE MEMBERS OF METALLICA GO CLOTHES SHOPPING. I JUST PRESUMED THEY LIVED IN MY CD CASE AND PLAYED THRASH AT ME WHEN I WISHED

psychedelicfrog
IS THIS THE KIND OF FROG THAT YOU LICK AND HAS 5MEODMT ON ITS SKIN BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THIS PICTURE ITS TRIPPING ME THE FUCK OUT

religiousboner
EVERY TIME I TURNED THE LIGHT ON I FELT A PANG OF GUILT. IT REMINDED ME OF THE TIME I WAS MOLESTING THESE CHILDREN AND THE LIGHTS GOT TURNED ON VIA A LIGHT SWITCH THAT WAS THIS ONE

shitlegs
I DON’T WANT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THE OBVIOUS BUT THIS DUDE FORGOT TO GO SHIT BEFORE THE RUN. BUT AT LEAST HE HAD THE NOBILITY TO CONTINUE AND WIN A ONE OFF RACE DESPITE A SHITTY FUTURE NO DOUBT TO COME BASED ON THIS IMMORTAL PICTURE. THERE IS NO SHAME IN CLEANING YOURSELF UP WHEN YOU DUMP ON YOUR OWN LEGS BUT THIS GUY DIDN’T GET THAT MESSAGE IN FACT HE GOT THE MESSAGE THAT SAID “JUST DO IT” AND THOUGHT IT MEANT ABOUT GOING TO THE TOILET WHILE IN PUBLIC

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best “internet is golden” yet

Comment by ophalm

I hope, for his own sake, that shit pants won.

Comment by strangelyanonymous

THE CERTAINLY WON THE HEARTS OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC. WELL, MAYBE A SELECT GROUP OF THE PUBLIC MORE THAN OTHERS

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