otago massacre


the day of stalls by ophalm
February 25, 2009, 3:10 pm
Filed under: drugs, dunedin, horrible, mockery, otago, politics, student life, uni | Tags: , , , , ,

I’m not sure what it’s called. that day when you go to campus and all the banks try to sell you bank accounts and free giveaways.. had a visit today. the weather was shit and the mood depressing. not too many students, as it was also the cookathon, and mainly just muddy grass and hotdogs

teach the controversy

teach the controversy

what else can be said?

 

stop, tamrtime

stop, tamrtime

tamrtime Globus. there’s posters all around uni. “real food” they say. “no added flavours” huh.. I tried a free sample. it was figgy. “Delicious, Natural, healthy, Nutritious” why only 3 of those 4 words require capitals is beyond my understanding, same with the the lack of vowels in the name

 

"make it count"

"make it count"

apparently you should only drink one beer. or maybe I didn’t get the message. I wasn’t prepared to go up and see what it was actually about, just stand and photograph from a distance just for you. but it’s a beer with it’s own tap and somehow a beer is being used to promote not binge drinking.. mixed messages guys

 

have no doubts - they guys do illegal drugs

have no doubts - they guys do illegal drugs

so this is norml. they love that tree don’t they? there’s not much else to be said, other than to note how they love brown

this is what those on the inside call a "deal"

this is what those on the inside call a "deal"

swapping phone numbers so they can swap ounces for money

 

fitness is the fastest route to public embarrasment

fitness is the fastest route to public embarrasment

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personally the idea of fitness doesn’t bode well for me. I know I should, but then I see these guys and am reminded of what being fit does to one

 

the least visited website

the least visited website

in theory this website is a good idea, but in practice no-one goes to it and therefore no-one trades anything. I’d say “put in some effort, jump on the ship” but I’m not that kind of person, in fact I’d say “don’t go to it” because I don’t want to prolong their pain (kindness resides within)

 

ignore the girl, she got in the way

ignore the girl, she got in the way

do we really need another terrible energy drink? that’s not a rhetorical question, and the answer is “no, we sure as hell don’t”, especially since the uni wouldn’t sell it anyway, because the naughty capitalists have made the uni a one-brand-of-drink-haven

I also came home freebeeless. and the banks were out in force trying to get those poor students to join their “student” accounts so they can be raped of every last cent by a large soulless corporation. but apparently you get $40 if you join.. something tells me they wouldn’t give you $40 unless they made way more than that back, because they are banks and they are experts at making profits from money, not gullible fools giving away free cash..

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What is it that being fit does to one? I’m all ears. I’ll happily change careers if you disapprove of us “fit” people.

You ever hear the Judge Not Lest thing?

Comment by Eric Troy

I supplied pictures – did you not see?

Comment by ophalm

Please tell me you got the free cookies the Christians were giving out. They were so good it could’ve been a sin. Also “fit” people are turning into a cult they are constantly trying to convert people to their healthy lifestyle and not even giving out cookies as a temptation! Whats up with that!

Comment by Luisa

it’s propaganda “luisa” that’s what. and no, I didn’t try to cookies? how did they make you feel?

Comment by ophalm

Ya, the university is a great place with real food and great activities and websites all coming out of the smart students that shall feel no shame in being students or trying to improve themselves and the world with exercises, delicious natural foods or free market websites… Go Otago

Comment by Tim Smith

don’t judge otago on my shitty website. I’m just showing you the truth – take it or leave it bucko

Comment by ophalm

I bought some Tamrtime Globus last morning from the shop@com and it gave me the energy to keep going until lunch time! Real food alright!

Comment by John Campbell

are you sure it wasn’t your fat body that gave you the energy?
or the tamrtime. maybe we need scientific experiments

Comment by ophalm

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